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Today, my landlady roasted a joint of beef and the whole house smelled wonderful. OK, even if I am a masochistic vegetarian and former omnivore, that was way beyond cruel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7687) - you deserved it (28792)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:28am - misc - by i2xl (woman) - Canada

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Not cruel, no one should alter their diet around you

#4 - On 02/24/2012 at 12:34pm by dontfmlplzzz

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I hear joint of beef and all I can think of is someone smoking a cow and getting high

#6 - On 02/24/2012 at 12:34pm by waswashere

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