Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
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Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I discovered that my mother has been stealing from me to cover her mountain of debt. I’m barely making ends meet as it is. When I confronted her, she had the gall to suggest I get a second job to support her. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my mother, who's been against me seeking treatment for my cancer, has been going to different churches and charities to get donations for her "poor ailing daughter." I've not seen a dime of this money, and my mom just tells me to pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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Top comments
The_Troller 14
Calling it a religion is a bit of a stretch.
hellaflushfa5 6
Just a role model parent right their
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hellaflushfa5 6
Just a role model parent right their
pyromania21 0
look at the bright side u get to meet Tom cruise and ur mother I'd saved wen they're gods descend
redbluegreen 40
Back in the cage, KaySL! Back!
ladyLALAA 28
I like the episode of The Simpsons when Homer converts the family to that cult. In the end they were saved by beer AND HOVERBIKES
muzy 23
Look on the bright side op. Your mum will be able to speak to animals soon, maybe even command them !
KiddNYC1O 20
Well said, role model hobo.
crimsonprodigy 15
If OP has that much money, I suggest he moves the **** out.
thisiscat 14
Religiontology is where it's at
n_epic_fail 14
You have to drink acid and heroin for breakfast and shit money to join that religion.
gojira666 7
Sit her down and make her watch the scientology episode of south park asap.
jtthegr8 26
Uhh... Why would you steal for a religion?
The_Troller 14
Calling it a religion is a bit of a stretch.
Mister_Triangle 21
It's as ridiculous as every other religion. It's just more recent so most people realize it's a scam. In 2000 years, it will seem just as legitimate as Christianity
jtthegr8 26
Im an atheist so i just kinda count it into the mass amounts of religions that /usually/ are the same (no offense to religious people) But the scientologists worship or fear a greater force and have their own theory of the world, and they kind of consider it a religion ._.
wittygirl 8
The courts have ruled atheism is a religion.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I'm fairly certain you're mistaken.
electrorange 13
To impress Tom Cruise!!
Neamow 4
@19 atheism is the absence of religion
Matty1188 6
Uh, not all religions are 'the same'. Try educating yourself.
MetalxSoldier 26
I think he means they are all the same as in structure. Like the way the all believe in some higher power, they worship and pray, they have their own ceremonies and special symbols.
zombicidal 11
all religions have an upper power (or multiple) a prophet who spoke with said upper power and passes on lessons and numerous other similarities
llamafish 25
It's not a religion, it's a pyramid scheme.
master_splinter 4
If you're interested, I just finished an excellent book, you should check it out on amazon! (The Complex: An Insider Exposes the Covert World of the Church of Scientology)
hellaflushfa5 6
^^ Isn't that the same thing as " long term side effects of LSD "?
Vo13c3s1nMyH3ad 7
42- atheism is the disbelief in a god, agnostic is the absence of a religion
Lehk 9
it is not the same as other religions. I could ask a Rabbi, Priest, Pastor, Imam, or =POPE=, about their religion and they will tell me all about it (assuming i am not intruding on their family dinnertime or something uncouth, and even then many would) if i were to go to a scientology center they would wait until my check clears
Bekll 31
94, Atheism is the lack of belief in god(s). Agnosticism is the lack of knowledge. Neither are the absence of religion. Some Buddhists are atheists and are religious.
redmonkey224539 9
So true, a religion is just a large more recognized cult
jtthegr8 26
Atheism is the disbelief in religion and god as a whole, or its when oneself questions the existance of god...pretty simple to grasp
shyboy3092 6
Flyff!
NippsSlipps 10
Guys, I'm an atheist and this is getting annoying. I don't believe in god or religion because I recognize it for the scam it really is. Once again, atheist don't believe that there is a god.
CareFace 16
If it's cool enough for Will Smith, it's cool enough for your mom. Although I highly disagree with their religion.
DooleyFTW 17
Be careful with your comments 3 the scientologists might just sue you!
ladyLALAA 28
I think Scientologists are trying to breed super children, Suri Cruise, Willow/Jada Smith.. That's all I've got there..
slick5880 22
Is stealing part of Scientology? If so, she has a good head start.
alphatoomega 21
Sort of-Scientology steals from its followers by deception.
ExtremeEncounter 32
143 HAHA no
dookiedoo 0
Xenu is pleased.
DeathBunny218 37
I think Xenu is supposed to be the enemy of Scientology...
msl1333 4
Yeah Xenu is the one who brought millions of aliens to earth 75 trillion years ago, dumped them in earth's volcanoes and vaporized them with hydrogen bombs. The souls of these poor, decrepit, alien creatures continue to enter our bodies implanting false ideas about psychiatry, other religions, etc. And life is all about purging yourself of these. So says L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology.
Notime4bull 4
Somehow this makes about as much sense as other religions.
GP14brBaller 5
81, you're an asshole. At least try to respect others' opinions. I mean, I try to with all religions, but I still have difficulty with scientology. After all, it was invented by Ron Hubbard, a science fiction author
kmerkovich 3
You really believe that about Scientology? That's frikkin hilarious. I'm not sure I want to know where you read (or most likely heard) that information. That's almost as silly as saying God originally made us in the shape of pickles! That's just completely absurd! Hahaha.
roseXthorns 8
She probably thinks you owe her for raising you. Hide your money.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats really stupid.
WCARlover 34
Some people really shouldn't breed...
hellaflushfa5 6
I agree. There should be a test you have to pass in order to procreate.
The_Troller 14
Sometimes I think that the human gene pool could really use a few lifegaurds. This is one of those times.
alki_fml 5
or some bleach
Kir0v 3
Just some people's chil.... Parents.....
alphatoomega 21
#8-I find that statement hilarious given your avatar.
catharsis5 9
I thought people were kidding about how ridiculous Scientology is.
Goatinsfriend 8
I was thinking the same thing.
Mitcha857 0
Those body thetans would disagree
redmonkey224539 9
Nice
jalapeno64 10
That's about as dumb as donating money to church
KiddNYC1O 20
You're the one that when they come around to collect donations with the long basket, you pick from it instead, right?
LunaDragon 10
Oh shit you mean that wasn't free money they were handing out! Well fuuuck. :/
xMiss_Maggot 7
I don't get it. Then again, I'm a frickin' "maggot".
The_Troller 14
I feel the presence of a mod.
xMiss_Maggot 7
wat the heck? I never put "then again im a frickin maggot!" I'm scared..
TheDrudgeChild 4
Do not question the almighty mods.