Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML
Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML
Today, I unlocked the door at work and was immediately hit with the most disgusting smell I've ever encountered. Imagine the worst fart you've ever smelled, coupled with sewerage, and mold. The windows don't open. I have the door wide open and have used a whole can of Glen 20. It has done nothing. FML
Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
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pippa08 0
go around the house farting and tell her your airing the house with your own scents of choice
SAMMILLER098 2
Spray air freshener??
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Comments (85)
SAMMILLER098 2
Spray air freshener??
godisnowhere41 5
Strange smelling herbs? Sounds sketchy to me...
boating_guy 33
Sounds like a shitty situation
tyrex_fml 6
She's putting an strong smell to hide something... I doesn't matter if it's air freshener or something else
thinkPlNK 0
over the next few days, Bath and Bodyworks products will suddenly become your best friends!
hellbilly205 17
Sounds suspiciously like skunk weed...
grapisy 8
SURPRISE! Mom's a drug dealer. Have a nice day.
ChaosAngel17 14
Nothing like that fresh scent!
TheDarkPassenger 0
Hello Chaos
thatonewhitegirl 0
Creeper ^^^
poprocksss73 7
She can't air them out outside?
x_KL_x 7
Not if she doesn't want the cops to see...
Xalandra 17
Herbs smell like dung? O.o But putting that aside, just open the window when she's gone, taking a shower, or sleeping if you can. if she catches you say you were feeling way too warm/hot. Good luck OP.
palahniukpaul 6
Why your mom let you open the window? That's just odd..
wittygirl 8
I think what you meant to say was " why doesn't your mother not allow you to open your window?" I think o.0 ....
chili10 18
No, that is a double negative. It should simply read "Why doesn't your mother allow you to open the window?"
Bekeliyr 10
Because the outside will have a noticeable smell. Not to mention dust, bugs, environment, could ruin your herbs if it has any contact.
pippa08 0
go around the house farting and tell her your airing the house with your own scents of choice
chubby_choco 17
...what would you eat to generate that many farts without giving yourself explosive diarrhea?
ImTheAlpha 30
Lots of broccoli?
dayzz1 10
I suggest air freshener and maybe hang some of those nice smelling things you hang in your car, around your room.
KnucklesDeep 5
Open a ******* window anyway you spineless twerp.
emilyjgraham 34
so much unnecessary anger :/
eminemop 0
Just because you disrespect your parents doesn't mean the rest of us do.
sweetdreams20 0
Skunk weed sounds like she dosnt want the neighbours knowing
Clamcreepy 7
You need to buy that new Febreze that can cover up any type of smell (well that's what they say on the commercials)
thiscrazything 1
It's gotta be true, I saw it on tv.
Clamcreepy 7
It could be but I don't believe everything I see on tv
aisthecoolest 8
He was joking
Clamcreepy 7
I'am aware of that. I just didn't reply with a joke that was funny.