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Party time!

Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML

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2muchfun1 7

Did you get some pu$$y?

waveringatom 1

I already see your future as a lady with 40 cats in her house. I love animals do I see nothing wrong.

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2muchfun1 7

Did you get some pu$$y?

Clamcreepy 7

She has her own pussy unless she gets down like that

ant1078 7

This is a Catastrophe!!!

melchibr_fml 0

Like I always say, never play with the pussy, or it will keep coming back for more.

ohxdamnxkay02 12

That party must of been preety damn boring ,considering that the only mildy entertaining thing there was to do was play with a kitty.

cheaptrix 6

Sounds like that party was a CATastrophe

cheaptrix 6

I apologize 24, I did not see you comment, I beg of your forgiveness

ant1078 7

Pfft I ain't even mad broo

Eskeddit 5

I wouldn't talk to the person playing with a cat the whole time either.

n_epic_fail 14

Person/thing? what the hell kind of cats do you interact with?!

xXxIracebethxXx 14

#111 - Furries, duh.

Sulkiva 2

94 - Oh...he mad.

jbbaseballfan 0

maybe u went to a cat party?

tellithowitis 13

You're a CATASTROPHE!!!!

tellithowitis 13

Because there's "cat" in CATastrophe!!! Hahhahahhahhahhahahhahahahahahaahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhhahhahahahhahahhahaha

tellithowitis 13

And I'm a cat! AhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahha

DrMime 10

It's meowtstanding!!!

laxgirl17 5

It's purrfect

SecretMe00 5

CATS AREN'T THINGS! Go ahead and thumb me down but animals deserve respect.

Rachel1987 4

99 I know when I go to my friends' houses the FIRST thing I do is pay my respects to their animals. I do this even before I say hi to my friends. /sarcasm

waveringatom 1

I already see your future as a lady with 40 cats in her house. I love animals do I see nothing wrong.

thisisafunnyname 12

I was so confused then I realized it was supposed to say "so"

waveringatom 1

Sorry. It's the new iPhone autocorrect. I hate that. It changes so to do

HateLife66 0

Lol a cat lady

SecretMe00 5

I love animals too!!!!

brianjman14 23

Really? You were at a party. You should have got out there and had fun!

P_to_the_AM 9

Is THAT what you do at parties?! Damnit, I alway look for animals to talk to at parties...

cradle6 13

I agree. OP, you can't be a pussy about this. You gotta CATch up with people! I mean it's not like you're CATatonic, or restricted by a CATheter. It's the only way to avoid the future CATastrophe! /End bad cat puns. Sorry everyone.

capnbzarr 43

Seriously, she has nobody to blame but herself. Sounds like she was sitting on her ass hoping somebody would sweep her off her feet. Want to know how to appear unapproachable? Act engrossed in a cat and don't pay human beings any attention. I love my 2 cats but I tend to ignore them when I'm interacting with my loved ones.

ant1078 7

Try taking to people, it's not THAAT hard :)

Fmeonce_shameonu 15

41. Actually taking works perfectly fine in that context*. Example: why dont you take up a new sport. In this case. The author meant try taking to people instead of animals. Please don't try and be the grammar police, when you yourself are completely incorrect. It doesn't make you look smart. In fact, I'm convinced you might need to revisit grammar school.

ant1078 7

Thankyou Oj and Casey :)

boydeee01 7

45, even though you are absolutely right, I think ant meant to say talking.

Fmeonce_shameonu 15

67. I completely agree. I think he did mean talking. But it didn't take 41's comment to make me realize that. The fact he had to correct the post, made me have to correct him. The only difference is my correction is 100% correct. His....Is either 100% OR 0% correct, depending on the what the original comment was intended to express. But to be 100% accurate, neither of us know whether it was supposed to be talking or taking. So no one is wrong or right...except ant.

ant1078 7

I meant talking...n I appreciated what u did but just so everyone's clear it was meant to be talking...I blame autocorrect for not correcting it? >.>

Fmeonce_shameonu 15

I know ant. I tried :/. It's ridiculous how people lose sleep over typos on this site

neal001 0

41- GRAMMAR NAZI ALERT!!

efro4472 1

Doesn't matter, he meant, "talking."

Feklfekl2222 32

Cats are a girls best friend in my opinion.

Fmeonce_shameonu 15

And you know what they say about opinions....

LaughinStock 16

Hmm I do OJ but explain it more to me.

Fmeonce_shameonu 15

Oh common don't make me say it. And you didn't mention on Casey Anthony!! She ties my while picture together.

Tomatobee 4

54, they both also try to hide the fact that they poop.

AnthonyN 5

Your display picture

ryry013 6

Cats>Dogs

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Cats are pretty chill. I bet it was the life of the party.

laden_swallow09 35

Being the life of the party means you get out there, make yourself as a fool and laugh at yourself. Chill means you go with the flow. You're not a leader, and you don't do anything exuberant. The more you know… :)

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

129 I'm pretty sure you can be the life of the party with out laughing at yourself and being a fool.... :)

perdix 31

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Are you three years old or something? Or are you having us believe that the first party you ever attended was as an adult? No wonder you don't know how to interact with humans!

duckie227 22

Some people just don't party. Leave her alone

Rythace 0

I was only looking through the comments, to see someone agreeing with me :)

skyttlz 32

I don't get invited to parties :(

imepelepticsir 5

i only get invited to parties with piñatas :(

kristabelli 19

I know what it's like to be afraid to talk to people. It can be really hard. A good tip I learned is to ask them about themself... People love talking about themselves! Good luck at the next one OP, don't give up on yourself!