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haileypaige123 This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Party time!

Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Did you get some pu$$y?

waveringatom 1

I already see your future as a lady with 40 cats in her house. I love animals do I see nothing wrong.

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Meh, cats are better than most people anyway.

YDI. If you want to meet people, here's an idea, go talk to them.

onikage_666 0

Look if you want to meet people, you're gonna have to talk to people, that, or show your ******* that would make you pretty popular.

Yeah showing of the **** is the way to go.

Cats are awesome

Indeed one of those times..

People probably weren't talking to you because you were talking to the cat. I can't blame you though. Cats are awesome.

Got to love it when you're over excited then it turns out not what you expect it to be

Justwannacoment 7

Thats not what your dad meant when he said "go get you some pussy"........

OP is a lesbian?

Was he a good listener ????XD

The cat only stayed there because he felt sorry for u

This comment is awesome