baddriver
United States
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
that guy
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
ouagadougou
United States
Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
United States
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
HellisLikeTheDMV
Colorado Springs, United States
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Top comments
igive 29
For a moment there I read it as "elevator."
lebronesque73091 12
Learn to drive before you take the test.
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littletinyME 5
Maybe you should wait another year and practice a little bit more...
EatnBeef 7
+50 points for every pedestrian you hit. +100 if they're handicapped
behemoth198 0
Yea cause they deserve the same treatment as drivers, if you injure them+10, permanent handicap+50, kill hit? +10,000. The insta pass.
Damn_Hippster 11
I read evaluator as elevator at first. This makes much more sense now
slyace 9
@15- lol you've made my day good sir. You win +1 internets =)
starxshine 0
I failed twice before I passed. And now that I have my license, I'm so glad I didn't pass the first time. I clearly didn't know what I was doing.
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Thats what we in the buisness call a bad omen
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
15 and 500 points for ex girlfriends and/or mother in laws
thebottomdog 0
You had my YLS at "today i went to the dmv"
lebronesque73091 12
Learn to drive before you take the test.
onlychildFTW 34
OP, this^ is the best advice you could get right now.
smarie98 1
Why are you even bothering taking the test?
bigAC 6
to drive legally ...
DrMime 10
I'm assuming you passed in flying colors! Which would have been the outcome had you hit him going at 40 mph...
Capt_Awesome137 0
Haha
hollylolly92 3
Surely he should have been in the car with you before you started the engine?
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
"You fail" " is it because I forgot to flip him off?"
Pentium_4 27
shut up Meg!
CeruleanThree 8
Why were you driving before he even got in the car?
silentbutfunny 0
I did that once :( my mom parked in visitors only parking space, and when i was going to move it to the right space (by myself) he stoped me and asked why i was putting the truck in gear without a person with a valid licence (he sounded pissed)
igive 29
For a moment there I read it as "elevator."
Roevera 14
So did I. I was like wha?? how do you almost run over an elevator?
angrymexican 8
They'll find a way!
absolutegrrr 7
Its lkie taht tnihg whree as lnog as the frsit and lsat letetr are cocrert the mdidle ltteres can be in any odrer and tehy wlil siltl be ligeble.
D_Nice908 5
Lol me too. I was thinking like how is that even possible....
Rachaelc23 8
Lol I did too
behemoth198 0
You may not have failed, but that probly cost you a couple points.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Yeah, nearly running over a pedestrian is a point deductor for sure.
Capt_Awesome137 0
If you somehow got your license, the roads are no longer safe and I will not be driving anymore.
imcutefml 0
Ur pic is awesome
Slimshots 8
@10 -this is implying that the roads are safe now.
Capt_Awesome137 0
25- Ty :) 31- you are correct they aren't safe but this person driving really wouldn't help
silentbutfunny 0
Or it would be safer to walk in the middle of the road than on the side