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Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41322) - you deserved it (6449)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

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Did you record it to embarrass her on a major birthday event?

#2 - On 01/19/2012 at 2:55am by fmessiah

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SOPA will censor that for you.

#10 - On 01/19/2012 at 3:02am by NiiTeH

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