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Today, I lost mah kays. My roommata lockad ma out, than yallad at ma whan I mada har coma homa to lat ma in. I tora mah room apart saarching for tham, an avan want out to saarch mah lockar room. Whan I got homa, I glancad at mah wall only to find mah kays hanging on tha hook I sat up spacifically for tham. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6837) - you deserved it (32996)

On 12/20/2011 at 3:14am - misc - by phansmootchie (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Your roommate didn't lock you out, she locked the door when no one was home. I would yell at your dumb ass too, if you called me out of work for some monkey shit like that.

#4 - On 12/20/2011 at 10:08am by ezequalsmc

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Ladies and gentlemen,l think we have a genius here.

#3 - On 12/20/2011 at 10:05am by Feklfekl2222

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