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Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33325) - you deserved it (9997)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

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So... you're looking for a mate?

#2 - On 11/26/2011 at 7:07pm by slushpup9696

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Little kids and their honesty...

#3 - On 11/26/2011 at 7:08pm by apv0222

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