Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I ave ma first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out te nigt before wit ma ouse-mates, I ave te worst angover of ma life, and ave to listen fir an our and a alfile tey loudly demonstrate te types of alarms we'll ear in different kinds of emergencies. FML

#18138100
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12312) - you deserved it (46972)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by ...loud noises...urgh... (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Top comments

God, I would have shot myself.

#1 - On 11/02/2011 at 6:53pm by FreakinChaps

See in context

No one's going to feel bad about your self-inflicted woes.

#15 - On 11/02/2011 at 7:06pm by FYLDeep

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: