Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML
by yeahhhhhommmie / 09/18/2011 at 5:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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Your fall could be incredibly profitable if you sue everyone indiscriminately.
#1 - On 09/18/2011 at 10:20am by Keyman1212
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I woulda ran up to you and yelled "SAFE". Then I woulda helped you up.
#5 - On 09/18/2011 at 10:21am by jowho
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