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Today, I joined my school's film-making club so I could get an opportunity to act in the club president's screenplays. It turns out her idea of a tragedy is a creepy, sci-fi version of Romeo and Juliet, with elves, starring her as the perfect Mary Sue style lead character. I can't get out of this. FML


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On 09/02/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by Actor (woman) - United States (California)

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It's like you did a horrific, modernized version of Romeo and Juliet.
Where's Leo when you need him?

#1 - On 09/03/2011 at 1:11am by StoryOfTheYear

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I won't lie, the plot sounds amazing

#4 - On 09/03/2011 at 1:12am by mrpuffypants

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