Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
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Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
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officeradvil 8
Isn't that what haunted houses are supposed to do?
ALQ_fml 13
This FML made me so happy. I can just picture this enormous guy grunting at you to make sure you were all right. I went to Universal FL during Halloween when I was a kid; they really go all out to terrify their guests! FYL for tripping and for having your mom fall on you, but I bet this will be a great story later.
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officeradvil 8
Isn't that what haunted houses are supposed to do?
nonelikeworms 0
Yeah that shit is scary
silver0jay 11
Who wouldn't want a monster coming up to you asking if you were alright?
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't think they're supposed to stop with their scarin though, gotta stay in character.
ariannaimelda 7
I remember going to Universal Studios a few months ago and there were a couple of Korean foreign exchange students in front of us - two girls and a guy. The House of Horrors got one of the girls so scared she cried after she left. This FML reminded me of that story. The End!
CreeperIRL 14
At least the monster didn't decide to make it a dog pile
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I always knew frankensteins monster had a good heart. Damn those villages and there pitchforks!!
baconftw 9
Maybe we'll see this on youtube?
xosportsgirl14x 8
What did you think was going to be in there? Bunnies and unicorns?
Strolling 0
12 - Actually, it's protocall. I work at Scarowinds Halloween Haunt and if someone falls over and/or gets hurt we have to break character to make sure they're okay.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Although it would be funny to continue scaring the shit out of said helpless person.
xoconnie 8
did anyone ever read the original frankenstein? poor monster, all he wanted was to fit in. but NO everyone treated him like crap. and wow u really need to grow some balls u fool. and so does ur mom.
humorizer 14
I know this is random, but kudos for calling him Frankenstein's monster instead of just "Frankenstein".
Laurenlou 24
I don't see how this is an FML at all. Someone asked if you were okay when you fell. That's a good thing. OP, you should be more optimistic!
aggeon 3
Yes, it always annoys me when people don't know the difference between Frankenstein and his creature.
Lostinspacealone 0
Ok well this must be untrue because halloween horror nights just started this week not last month so this is eather last year or fake btw I live right next to universal I would know :)
ALQ_fml 13
This FML made me so happy. I can just picture this enormous guy grunting at you to make sure you were all right. I went to Universal FL during Halloween when I was a kid; they really go all out to terrify their guests! FYL for tripping and for having your mom fall on you, but I bet this will be a great story later.
gunmania0 12
You're comments are always essays! Why!?
ALQ_fml 13
Because I can form a string of three sentences together in a way that makes relative sense.
emodude44 0
Actually, that was 4 sentances with impecable grammar
lorenzoman77 7
Aww that was sweet. *pat on the back. Nice job frank nice job.. Bet frank gotta raise
JMTS 0
I started talking back to the guys in costumes once, they told me I should have been aborted.
Jimster1712 0
in the place i live, the universal studios dont even have a haunted house :(
JSmithlover12 0
Man I went to the house of horrors and I accidentally pushed an old man I was so scared I felt so bad but I was pissed at the same time:/
gunmania0 12
They don't even look remotely real...Was Daffy Duck there?
Babalu722 3
OP and their mom fell over, and someone helped them up... why is this an FML?
tkalaric 3
Your an idiot that's Disney..........
BelleBelle_fml 11
I fail to see the relevancy of your comment.
gunmania0 12
Daffy duck still goes into universal studios tard.
konacoffee 11
Actually Daffy Duck is Warner Bros. Donald Duck is Disney, double check your facts before you call someone an idiot
darkflight 3
It's ******* scary! You can't judge unless you've been there before.
snakerake 10
62. I agree with you, it's so scary in there, I was surprised at that place with how much detail is put into scaring people
fatraptorjesus13 9
it's not supposed to look real idiot it could be Jesus jumping out at me around a dark corner an I'd get scared
plasticspoon 0
Yes...yes he is here
afdude87 6
wtf, really?
ambowew 7
He was just preparing you, just like a pig for slaughter.
TheFunSideOfTheB 2
I like your pic the last one was funny
itsalanis 25
even monsters can be considerate c:
duckman9 55
I'm living proof of that...
annii94 2
This is a terrible fml.
cufaoil 11
Frankenstein's Monster is grossly misunderstood... so what if he is technically the reanimated corpse consisting of parts of several men, he has feelings too, you know...
StopDropNRoll 11
Men don't have feelings! That is the general consensus right?
brianjman14 22
No, we have feelings. But we will act heartless, emotionless, and very hurtful towards sexists against men. At least, that's just me.
Adman567 9
I don't see the FML here, care to explain?
FUUUandyourmom 16
He tripped out of terror, and his mother fell on top of him. Not much of an FML to me.
Adman567 9
Ya. But a lot of FML's are had-to-be-there moments.
sweetheartxoxo88 7
So why did you go to something scary if you have a tendency to get freaked out?
SabyLuvsYuu 1
Cuz it's fun?