FML : Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance...

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Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JK2010 - / Monday 11 January 2010 18:12 / Israel

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By neko_ceko | 3

#768958 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:11

Your parents are epic.

By Ninjaface | 0

#769187 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:54

I hope...
*puts on sunglasses*
That your crush didn't chicken out on you
YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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By nm22395 | 0

#768945 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:04

ouch hope ur date went well

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mohomonopoly | 0

#769038 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:40

YDI because you live in Israel. Honetly, there's nothing else I need to say. Fricken greedy Israelis.

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jandrews10 | 0

#769144 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:27

FAKE!

By kyasinjr | 0

#768957 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:11

stupid jew
palestanians are the shit!

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McFail_fml | 4

#769016 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:33

Tell her on saturdays the whole family gets together and Crunk dance in the front yard naked if she doesnt join shes not worth it.

By neko_ceko | 3

#768958 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:11

Your parents are epic.

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#768961 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:12

Where am I?

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nazooer | 10

#769006 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:30

You should be in the kitchen.

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cornsnake | 0

#769188 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:55

making me a sandvich.

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stephan18 | 23

#4901893 - Thursday 6 September 2012 6:29

Israel

By TROLLINshitUP | 0

#768965 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:14

First

By fmylifecomm | 0

#768977 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:18

this is obviously very fake

By waterynuggets | 0

#768978 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:18

I feel your pain, brother.

By perdix | 29

#768985 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:21

And your mom offered him some chicken breast and he puked.

By redbluegreen | 40

#768986 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:22

Sounds like my friends parents. His dad used to play frisbee outside in the snow with plates while half naked with his friends. You don't want to know what the mom did.

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nfdlax9 | 0

#769153 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:30

i do

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bigred200 | 8

#6474699 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:25

Same

By Intellectualist | 0

#768989 - Monday 11 January 2010 23:22

Fake? Seriously? Have you people never had drunk parents?...
You just couldn't make this shit up, nothing this funny can be made up. It's hilarious.

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