ouch hope ur date went well

YDI because you live in Israel. Honetly, there's nothing else I need to say. Fricken greedy Israelis.

FAKE!

stupid jew palestanians are the shit!

Tell her on saturdays the whole family gets together and Crunk dance in the front yard naked if she doesnt join shes not worth it.

Your parents are epic.

Where am I?

You should be in the kitchen.

making me a sandvich.

Israel

First

this is obviously very fake

I feel your pain, brother.

And your mom offered him some chicken breast and he puked.

Sounds like my friends parents. His dad used to play frisbee outside in the snow with plates while half naked with his friends. You don't want to know what the mom did.

i do

Same

Fake? Seriously? Have you people never had drunk parents?... You just couldn't make this shit up, nothing this funny can be made up. It's hilarious.