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Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 4:27pm - misc - by weliveanddie14 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Tell them to check the security camera to prove you didn't do it.

#2 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:04pm by Greg516

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What the heck is with all of you saying he deserves it for getting in other peoples business? The other guy left. There's no way you deserve it.

Maybe he wanted to look at the computer and see what was wrong with it. Sounds like he could have been trying to be helpful.

Pretty stupid librarian to not know that the guy left and you came there. She obviously wasn't paying very much attention to what people looked like, either.


#17 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:59pm by Seegtease

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