Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

by Kamburgler / 07/02/2011 at 2:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • he's hungry!

    #1 - On 07/02/2011 at 10:03am by sweeetboy

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  • If his penis is the size of a toothpick, you and him are meant to be together. Ahh, sweet love.

    #11 - On 07/02/2011 at 10:09am by every1luvsboners

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