Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Colby
Saint John, Canada
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
daughterofanazi
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
bloodyhell
United States
Good God, man…
Today, my dad tried to convert me, as he has numerous times before, and asked me why I was an atheist. After giving him a polite explanation and asking him if we could drop the subject, he nodded slowly and said, "You must be menstruating or something. You'll change your mind." FML
lordoftheweird
Kamloops, Canada
Charming
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML
oh gee, you don't say
Southampton, United Kingdom
Today, my dad forced the whole family to sit through a two-hour lecture, with supporting research, on how the "Mayan prophecy" is actually a load of shit fabricated by conmen. Nice to know he thinks we're all borderline brain-dead, gullible fuckwits who believed it to begin with. Thanks, dad. FML
Ryan
United States
Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Anonymous
Not the rugby team!
Today, at dinner, I stumbled over the words of the prayer and my dad is now convinced I’m losing interest in my religious responsibilities. To “bring me back to the Lord” he is trying to force me to break up with my girlfriend and quit the rugby team. FML
katiebird
Durham, United States
Heritage not hate, huh?
Today, my father informed me that I will have no chance of dating a good man if I keep up with these interracial relationships. And that he won't be supporting me through college if I continue this "rebellion." My boyfriend is half black and loves the same music, sports, and movies as my dad. FML
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Elenachka 0
a lot of people seem to think that
BaconDave 12
Can't Judaism be a religion and a race? **** me if I'm wrong.
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Elenachka 0
a lot of people seem to think that
Lauren10102 3
A lot of people are convinced that lady gaga has a penis. That doesn't make it better..... sorry :/
yummycupkake 0
^ did the song judas make you randomly choose lady gaga as an example? (judiasm ..Juda) lol :)
Lauren10102 3
lol! I wish... btw that song is another reason I am slowly losing faith in humanity, but ya know, it happens.....
goshpeople 4
#22, if so, it wouldn't be random, now, would it?
zendaddy0 0
don't call them Jews it's retardedly gay
The_Weirdo 10
Oh, did you hear, there's a new religion called white guyism.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Well, I sure hope you won that argument.
yummycupkake 0
28, gosh people these days ;) of course not.
kendallhi 9
wait it's not a race?
samammynanny 0
lol I'm a Jew!!!!!
liquidfireKAN 0
wow when I read this FML I felt sooooo stupid.. ;-; thanks for making me smarter though ;)
samammynanny 0
lol I'm a Jew!!!
cannonpalms 0
Tell me you're kidding.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
haha, something are just hard to explain.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
some things
iSitt 0
wasnt Sammy Davis Jr Jewish?
gabe2014 0
orgasmicbunnies, with the "hard to explain things" they can all be answered with 1 word, Internet
sanddollar88 0
wow. first!
PFiddy 0
What got you on this argument?
1molinamatt 5
Maybe he meant Jews? :p oh well
5232jada 4
that's not a race either...:/
goaliemkl123 8
Judaism is the same thing as Jews....
The_Weirdo 10
A Jew is both someone who practices jewdaism, and someone from Jewdea(AKAIsreal) so yes, being a Jew, is a race.
The_Weirdo 10
Judaism*. Fail on my part
The_Weirdo 10
Sorry, but Israelis call themselves Jews wether they are Jewish(religion) or not. They call it a race, and that's good enough for me.
jfrommer 2
it's sad just how wrong your comments are. and when I say wrong I mean incorrect.
The_Weirdo 10
Most people assume wrong means incorrect. Also, I Googled it, and am admitting defeat. I am wrong, and am sorry. Jew =/= Isreali.
Miss33_fml 15
I believe you mean Judea.
The_Weirdo 10
Hmmmm. slashes don't work here, oh well. Jew does not equal Israeli.
ChickenInMyKitch 4
how come I've never heard anyone say "I'm am Israelite". I'm trying to troll or anything, just an honest question
The_Weirdo 10
Israelite is the ancient term for one of the Jewish tribes (forgot which one) Now days it's Isreali's
gabe2014 0
hey 5 tell me your address so I can come and slap you for being so stupid
bigmanj28 0
What an educated man
5232jada 4
Wow...that's all I can say. just wow.
ifailplzinsultme 0
He is partially right. If your mom is a Jew then you are a Jew. Doesn't matter if you practice the religeon or not. Correct me if I'm wrong, I was told this in class. Also, excuse my bad spelling of religeon. Or however it's spelt.
regsworld11 2
wow, that's sad. A lot of people do think that though...
starrysky4 0
well Jews identify themselves as Jews when they are asked their race. and it comes with hereditary traits, such as the big nose, curly hair. not every Jew has that, but they are called Jew noses. judiasm isn't a race, it's a religion, but sometimes it seems that being Jewish could be religious and ethnic.
regsworld11 2
you are very right!
WOAHnow 2
it is.. kind of
BaconDave 12
Can't Judaism be a religion and a race? **** me if I'm wrong.
saIty 17
Colonel Sanders, prepare to be penetrated.
Garyy_fml 11
didn't you read his profile, he's colonel sander's brother
BaconDave 12
Grandson
saIty 17
My mistake. However did you know? Your grandfather cut off my families' head just because I stole his chicken. Just thought that you should know.
BaconDave 12
I know, the chicken is hard to resist!
kickazz16 15
your picture is so insulting. get a grip and don't listen to stereotypes.
jrk26 0
yeah just **** you