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Today, I contacted my biological father, after not speaking to him for some years, as we had a very strained relationship. I received an automated response. It's probably the best conversation we have ever had. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28965) - you deserved it (3315)

On 05/24/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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Oh boy, another George Lopez moment.

#1 - On 05/24/2011 at 5:57pm by The_Weirdo

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Don't tell me your dad had one of those voicemail automated responses that make it seem like you are actually talking to him when you are not. Those things piss me off.

#11 - On 05/24/2011 at 6:03pm by iAmScrubs

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