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Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37377) - you deserved it (3561)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

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just be glad he didn't have a flame thrower

#3 - On 04/25/2011 at 6:32pm by xAustinZx

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BONDING TIME!!

#2 - On 04/25/2011 at 6:31pm by flipstar530

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