unwanted
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
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Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML
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marinus_fml 20
The dog can't chose, so they have to decide. When they actually divorce they'll probably just let you chose.
BruisedGiraffe 15
the thing is, when the dog licks their face, it's cute but when you try to do it just gets awkward
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MushyLuvsU 0
Your parents are meanie-heads! D:
marinus_fml 20
Honestly,seriously? "meanie-heads"?
tulsafml 0
Meanie-heads: noun. heads that are in condition, meanie
supersaiyan7 0
**** you #1 you're so damn ugly!
tulsafml 0
hey! you bitch if anybody is ugly it's you with your spiky ass hair and giant scar!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Y'all don't be such meanie-heads!
supersaiyan7 0
19, you're a ******, you try to be funny with you retarded dog picture and defending butt- ugly women.
MushyLuvsU 0
17: Haha... you got annoying spunk... I like you.
tulsafml 0
I'll bite ya face off 17
supersaiyan7 0
I'll rip off you're little doggy testicles and then you'll be walking around with you're tail between you're legs like the little bitch you are!!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
17, just because you prefer women with a beard and penis doesn't make #1 any less pretty.(:
sassypants93 17
How do you know it's not a bitch already?
supersaiyan7 0
well 33, I've seen you're mother and trust me, there's nothing attractive about she-males.
TayonaC 10
well dang 0_o even if you don't think she's pretty it doesn't mean you gave to announce it to everyone. and the reason why your saying that I'd probably because you yourself is ugly that's probably why you have a cartoon picture up. also grow up, if your talking like that you shouldn't have up a picture a 10 year old would have...
MushyLuvsU 0
33: Why thank you kind sir. 31: Now now... We all know that that has been your fantasy since you have hit puberty.... yesterday. Just don't share it with us. Nasty.
tulsafml 0
haha ^ true that
supersaiyan7 0
sorry 38, I don't remember asking for you're opinion. learn some goddamn manners.
sassypants93 17
Well the seven could stand for his ideal age which would explain why he has that picture. He probably still thinks that girls have cooties because he's stupid to call you ugly.
marinus_fml 20
#43, No one ******* cares, #1 just shut up you poo-poo brain.
sassypants93 17
41, She never asked for your opinion in the first place, hypocrite.
supersaiyan7 0
maybe some people don't understand the virtues of a lucky number, but one thing is certain: you should **** off Satan worshipper.
MushyLuvsU 0
41: Apology accepted.
TayonaC 10
lol ya I noticed to seven after I sent my comment why are you even here? can you even do your time tabels or count yet?
supersaiyan7 0
thank you for accepting my apology, would you like to play words with friends with me? my username is Sergie7.
TayonaC 10
either way you are an idiot for having up that picture. at least have one up of you too. then it would be fair
tulsafml 0
mushy... you are super duper nice:)
Justforlolz 14
All that's happening right now is that all this hate towards him/it is just feeding him. Ignore the fail troll, unless what he really needs is to be humiliated, in which case, go on. >:-D
supersaiyan7 0
57, you should become a psychologist, you're real smart!!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Butttt i like feeding trolls! :O its like feeding a baby or a little animall.(: fun fun!
MushyLuvsU 0
55: Thanks! You too. ^.^ 59: Um.... What's Words..? And no thank you. Haha random....
MushyLuvsU 0
Yeah! We are bad-butts.
mendozaale 0
did you people just had a fight here? well this kinda random.... :)
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Wow people, just wow XD
lexeous 4
Supersaiyan7, here are some tips that might help your stupid levels go down! You're - contraction of 'you are.' ex. "Supersaiyan7, you're stupid!" Your - belonging to the person you're speaking to ex. "Supersaiyan7, you happened to let your stupid out. Please put it back where it belongs."
MushyLuvsU 0
What happened to all of the comments...?
kingtz 6
#84 they need to sticky this on the first page!
JennaMason 6
mhmmm. not necessarily. not all humans are selfish.
irish_unity 0
In the dog's kennel when it goes?
seanders 10
Do you blame the parents for fighting over the dog first? it's cheaper to feed, and is actually grateful for what you give it!
seanders 10
Because humans are the most disgusting and selfish animals on the planet. And for such an advanced creature some people are very damn stupid.
irish_unity 0
#109 - humans could change how selfish they are - they just choose not to. One of our many, many flaws.
justalilrandom2 4
Maybe this is the first time ever parents have divorced and it actually is the child's fault?
Codezlol 21
Well, maybe they don't want to fight about that when the kids are present. It is pretty childish to actually argue in front of kids, but them arguing about child custody in FRONT of them would be way worse.
AshleySezRawrz 0
why did anybody like ' You totally deserved it' :/ how .. wtf
birdfreak 24
parents r stoopid sumtimes
maa_rico 4
Well you know what they say: stoopid parents, stoopid kids.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
'Stoopid' comments, too.
supersaiyan7 0
3 is absolutely right!!!
littlejord007 0
shut your mouth supersaiyan
mazzera_fml 7
69 was just saiyan
skikid 0
kids get to choose which parent they want to stay with or its joind custody. so theres nothing to argue about!
Herp 0
i c wut u did thar.
ADL8 0
stupid*
TayonaC 10
well with digs you don't have to pay as much for them, they're quiet, and they're cute. everything you guys aren't .
TayonaC 10
I mean dogs not digs stupid autocorrect
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
At least you didn't say "dags".
TayonaC 10
why? is it bad?
anonymous595 0
omg!! im so sorry:-(
ryan171717 0
why r u sorry u don't even ****** know this person
irish_unity 0
Empathy : they ability to put yourself in someone else's shoes and understand how they are feeling. Try it, it'll make you a better person :)
irish_unity 0
*the
danielle25 15
ouch.
BruisedGiraffe 15
the thing is, when the dog licks their face, it's cute but when you try to do it just gets awkward
Dennisse_47 17
hahaha!! yeah, damn those double standards! XD
tulsafml 0
you're a giraffe.
marinus_fml 20
The dog can't chose, so they have to decide. When they actually divorce they'll probably just let you chose.
BloodyHeel 8
*choose
marinus_fml 20
^Thanks. My bad.
fluffyzoe64 2
That, or it's easier to assume joint custody of children than joint custody of a dog.
Dempsey_xoxo 7
Or they already decided what to do with the kids
AnnaBananaGal 0
Damn ! off to the dog cage for you . YLS!
tulsafml 0
youre a bunny
firecapez 4
^You're a dog. :P
imausiehowboutyo 0
oh man that sucks when my parents split I had no choice I had to go with my mum but it was good cause a year later my dad stopped seeing me and got re married and had a family and I have no idea where he lives and can not get in contact with him but I don't care he is an arsehole I hope he is proud
jweezy89 4
Uh cool story bro....