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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Priorities
Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML
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marinus_fml 20
The dog can't chose, so they have to decide. When they actually divorce they'll probably just let you chose.
BruisedGiraffe 15
the thing is, when the dog licks their face, it's cute but when you try to do it just gets awkward
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Comments (69)
bobjoefredsky 0
yeah that sux
What_Exactly 0
If you tell them your a bitch then they might pay attention to you.
gogokira 5
Dogs are better than kids. Dogs love you unconditionally.
skulluks 0
You finished, let him finish b!tch.
skulluks 0
Damn app posted on the wrong one.
maddiester 5
ydi for thinking you're worth more to your parents than the dog. you're selfish. you know very well that the safe being for that dog should be discussed between them; for the dog's sake. you, on the other hand, can be dealt with another time.
coolboy675 16
The courts have to decide who takes custody of kids. Isn't this common knowledge?
kennababy 0
... not everyone goes to lawschool
TheShard1994 5
@102: not everyone does, I agree. But it is still common knowledge.
iheartLA 10
not necessarily if they can decide without needing to go to court. my bf's mom wanted to take the kids full time and his dad agreed, and it was settled. they didn't have any pets though!
TheShard1994 5
So you only care if you are important to them, instead of caring ABOUT them?! They're f-in gettin a divorce >.
kennababy 0
maybe they already decided and theyre gonna tell you later??
TheWorldGreatest 8
I'm sure they know exactly were you guys are going, they thought of you two first. and then the dog .
symphonicx 2
im pretty sure you will have a choice whereas the other is clearly unable to make that decision!!!!