unwanted
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
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Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML
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marinus_fml 20
The dog can't chose, so they have to decide. When they actually divorce they'll probably just let you chose.
BruisedGiraffe 15
the thing is, when the dog licks their face, it's cute but when you try to do it just gets awkward
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Comments (69)
ArielTheMermaid 17
um they're probably gonna let you choose
MothsWings 4
Maybe it's a given?
BayleeWasHere 1
Haha!! Your worth more than a DOG! If they don't argue over you, FML.
kick5 2
Ur parent like the dog more than the kids that's messed up
wuffymcwuff 2
Sorry to hear that, my parents are divorcing right now also, but they aren't fighting over the dog.
josephfranks1998 5
How can they fight over the dog, the way the courts work in a divorce is the dog is taken outside with the owners after the dog has spent the night with a third party then they see which person the dog runs too, a vet is on hand to stop cheating
hiandrews69 29
Don't worry op. I'm sure when it comes time for the retirement home down the road, you can remind them of this instance. Something along the lines of "remember how you both fought about where the dog was going to live instead of worrying about where we (the kids) would live?" Or, drop subtle hints about putting them both in the same room for the "two for one" deal. I know divorce sucks op. fyl
DonKingSize 9
pp