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Today, an old man started telling me about the high price of meat. I told him I wouldn't know, since I'm a vegetarian. His reply was, "Oh, most vegetarians are slimmer." FML


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On 01/10/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you...

#5 - On 01/10/2011 at 5:27pm by Blue_Eyed_Beast

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He should know that cows eat grass, and are still fatties like you.

#2 - On 01/10/2011 at 5:17pm by Ninjafriends

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