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Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25808) - you deserved it (8648)

On 10/21/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

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sux but don't break the law

#1 - On 10/21/2010 at 7:08pm by figgity83

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"They did it too" isnt an excuse to break a law, if you didnt do it to begin with you wouldnt get the ticket and someone else probably would. Yeah it sucks that the other cars didnt get one (yet) you never know maybe they got theirs later. But basically you deserve it you parked there, i dont go around peeing on minors just because R. Kelly did it but maybe thats just because Im not famous enough.

#40 - On 10/21/2010 at 9:57pm by maronofhearts

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