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Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 11:53pm - misc - by NoFightResponse (man) - United States (New York)

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LOL, he's probably writing a fml

#4 - On 04/24/2009 at 6:25am by 24788

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Oh man, that sucks. I'd probably do the same thing though. When some random guy gets into your car, what else would you do? Of course you'd panic. Don't worry, you're not the only one that would panic.

#3 - On 04/24/2009 at 6:22am by Darth_Taco

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