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Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31142) - you deserved it (3049)

On 08/26/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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YDI for not making the first move. If you would have said "hey big boy, I bet you're sexy and jacked underneath all those rolls!" then he would have likely suffered a heart attack and died on the spot, therefore preventing everything.

#15 - On 08/27/2010 at 3:25am by knibbsy

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sounds like u got a hot date

#2 - On 08/27/2010 at 3:15am by Jessi_the_sexii

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