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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By heather - 20/06/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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alley_cat_118 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 12:54

soo.... your boyfirend wishes he was a victoria's secret model? wow. fyl indeed.

N_aero 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:16

Hah, I read it wrong... I think... I thought he meant he wanted to look like a Victoria Secret model... In that case I can imagine the FML...

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 12:16

Talk about stating the obvious...

Hunthas 17

Monday 26 April 2010 5:42

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

TPxSTIFFY925 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:23

WTF

je_tdwp 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:17

I agree with 78, what the hell 74? Oh ad sounds like an epic boyfriend to me. (no sarcasm implied)

Fireashes250 16

Saturday 10 August 2013 17:49

#74 I have seen about 4 FMLs that show you saying that... I'm just as confused as anyone here...

alley_cat_118 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 12:54

soo.... your boyfirend wishes he was a victoria's secret model? wow. fyl indeed.

iluvsidney 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:38

ur not the smartest he wants her to look like that

bonnieandclyde44 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:33

he said that on purpose, you douche.

camlz 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:22

wow ur stupid she ment forbid to b funny god damn douche

hawaiianfire 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 13:18

Shut up douches, :) now I feel part of it.

jc95sd 3

Monday 26 November 2012 22:13

Nononoo he wishes she looked like that. it's the unspoken truth of all relationships.

FML_Whale 18

Saturday 8 December 2012 5:40

There is so much stupidity emanating from most of these comments. It pains me.

Amkii 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:12

lol I'd dump his ass.

ropeandneck 7

Thursday 24 January 2013 5:15

I'd kick yours

ellenana 7

Tuesday 1 April 2014 3:27

Agree

N_aero 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:16

Hah, I read it wrong... I think... I thought he meant he wanted to look like a Victoria Secret model... In that case I can imagine the FML...

casanova_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:59

next time you open your mouth and fish for a compliment....don't.

cami197934 3

Monday 9 July 2012 8:56

My thoughts exactly!

Therese_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 14:28

what were you expecting him to say? It's better than him lying and saying you are better looking. It's not a big deal! Although he could have just shut up and not say anything instead of agreeing...

ZING_MASTER 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 17:43

What, did you think he'd lie and say you're as hot as GISELE ******* BUNDCHEN? You done got ZINGED!!!

sillypun 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:09

ZING f'sho

mleeb 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 19:39

well, come one. what did you expect? victoria's secret angel versus a non-angel. i think it's pretty straightforward.

davidtheday 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 20:05

Talk about a loaded question...

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