Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2009 at 12:50pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

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