Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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napero 0
Women...
perstephane 4
Amen - go get one who isn't crazy. Or, at least one who's less crazy.
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Comments (102)
Starsmydog 0
That's why you don't do anything when shes drunk.. its not really consent unless she is sober
jonny2x4 0
Doesn't she know that alcohol kills brain cells? Obviously not. Women are incapable of logical thought. Once they get a notion in their head that you are cheating on them they let their emotions take over. Any evidence you can come up with to prove her wrong is practically useless. They will not listen to reason. They believe they're right and you're wrong, end of discussion. Cut you losses now.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Jackass.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Why did you let her leave if she was sloshed?
kravitzz1990 0
ur girlfriend is a tool!
Nirah_fml 18
That sucks and I'm sorry =( But . . . why didn't you clean it off after she left? That just doesn't make sense =S
emilialoriana_fml 0
she doesn't deserve you at all . Her being so bitchy & stuff . Get over her yo! Trashing the 3 years of relationship over a lipstick mark? c'mon! you deserve better :)
aksteve 4
I'm saying YDI because the second sentence is horribly written.
Ninjaface 0
It wasn't the red lipstick on your neck that did you in, it was the blue lipstick on your "head."
smexy_sasori123 0
some of these fmls dont even sound real.... but omg dude! thats harsh! u should do the same thing to her! >:D make her payyyy!
HighLife19 0
Haha, if she's that much of a dumbass, don't even waste your time with her.