Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML

by Charlie / 09/08/2009 at 6:46am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

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  • That can't be the only reason why she broke up with you, right?

    #2 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:32am by _Noon_

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  • Oops. *bonk* You should've just had a V8.

    On the plus side, if she can't forgive you for just an accident (if that's all it was), you're probably better off without her.

    #3 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:32am by blastvortex

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