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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84693) - you deserved it (6429)

On 06/09/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by SURPRISE (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I'm guessing you were too

#1 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:50am by Damarys

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damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

#5 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:56am by eagle20

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