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aww ****** up. fyl.
Just remember that KARMA will be a bigger bitch than she could ever be and will get her good for ******* you over.
damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch
Sounds fair haha
Ok. At first I was wondering why everyone was saying "aw **** that bitch" because I read it as his grandma. I was thinking "hey. I would proud." Then I reread it and I agree. **** that bitch.
at least you know now :)
That sucks mondo. But I never really did like that whole lie about being away thing.
Wow! **** that b*tch!
Nah, she already has two guys for that.
Maybe .... no... you're right, your life is ******!! well at least you found out about it. and dont' throw milkshake on her lawn at 50mph. :) unless you want another FML
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I'm guessing you were too
damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch