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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43392) - you deserved it (8735)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

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She's definitily a Keeper

#1 - On 09/02/2014 at 4:50pm by zRatio

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You say that like there's a better response.

#3 - On 09/02/2014 at 4:51pm by PerditaDessa

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