By and the truth comes out - 22/07/2014 08:44 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You could probably patent yourself as the next great sleep-aid. Just make molds of your breasts and butt and rake in the money.

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You could probably patent yourself as the next great sleep-aid. Just make molds of your breasts and butt and rake in the money.

They're squishy and soft, who wouldn't want to fall asleep touching some!

jack_jill05 14

Now to get rid of the snoring.....

I really don't see how that's a problem

Wizardo 33

Can't complain with that logic, boob squeezing and butt touching is scientifically proven to help you get that sleep to conquer the world when you wake up... 100% not made up.

cjwayy 22

Boobs and ass are powerful things.

I think that's sweet. As long as your boobs are the only boobs he falls asleep with

I don't see how this is an FML at all. It's funny, but not an FML.