Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we ran the Skype call all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39899) - you deserved it (5683)
On 04/27/2014 at 9:43am - love - by Amy (grossed out) - Australia (South Australia)
caught out's life also sucksToday, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper…
spencerlong also deserved itToday, I was texting a girl I like, explaining how she looks like an attractive…
At least it was long distance vomiting.
#2 - On 04/27/2014 at 12:46pm by Chelsea_bella
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#1 - On 04/27/2014 at 12:45pm by regenerate
+155 | 19
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