Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML
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Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying, "You doing alright?" I replied, thinking he was talking about my health. He replied, "I'm surprised you're taking the breakup so well." What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Jellybellybeanz 22
Did you see this kid before? Like did he work there and might have seen you two together? Or was he just some punk who thought it would be funny to say and it turned out to be a strange coincidence....?
iSativa 24
Wise words. That kid is gonna grow up to be a wise monk. Time to move on..
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Comments (66)
TreeFellOnMe 2
lol
ihavenolifehaha 16
Wow that was the best first comment I've ever read
Jellybellybeanz 22
Did you see this kid before? Like did he work there and might have seen you two together? Or was he just some punk who thought it would be funny to say and it turned out to be a strange coincidence....?
ihavenolifehaha 16
I'm sure she knows this kid since she knows his age
TheCanucklehead 22
A wise man once told me, 'Be honest to get the girl.' Turns out I was a little to honest...OP isn't dating me is she...
klorehore 24
perhaps she just guessed his age :)
HersheySquirts 17
Perhaps she orders a hot coffee to "accidentally" spill on this punk.
iSativa 24
Wise words. That kid is gonna grow up to be a wise monk. Time to move on..
qyka1210 12
Eh... sounds to me like the punk thought she was getting stood up, rather than (metaphorically) awaiting her ex's return. Anyone else think this?
lexiieeex3 32
You know it's bad when kids are able to detect the truth before you can...
fleuretta 19
That was harsh. Don't let it bring you down though.
chutney_02 22
#4 She needs to move on. Listen to the kid's words, it's only tough love as they call it
boredgirl123 11
She doesn't need to dwell on the past either. If it's to the point a 14 year old is thinking more clearly than you, you know it's time to really go home. Good luck though :)
Mirorbo 26
On one hand, yes, the best advice is to not hold onto what you don't have any longer, and move on. On the other hand, that felt rather rudely delivered.
barbsillvy 10
I'm so sorry OP, it will pass, stay strong dear!
underthesea12 24
even the children know. get over him
junkman6 22
That look of wild desperation. Never a pretty thing. This to shall pass, until it does wear sunglasses.
Phooey 22
I wear my sunglasses at night, you know why? because the sun is always out when you're cool. :P
1uw 9
Don't worry about it OP you will find the right guy for you, it just takes time :)
darkfireflame 15
Smart kid.