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Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35234) - you deserved it (3855)

On 01/25/2013 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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Your brother is creative

#3 - On 01/25/2013 at 5:20pm by Dadothy

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Mazel tov!
I hope you had a sense of humor about it. At my buddies wedding we tapes "Help Me" to the bottom of his shoes so when he kneeled down for his blessing, all the guests would see.

#11 - On 01/25/2013 at 5:28pm by Tito30

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