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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 20:13 - Canada - Quebec

Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML

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By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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Nervous

By Mike-al - 05/11/2023 09:00 - Germany

Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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Double FML

By Kelly - 26/06/2023 12:00

Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML

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Dadothy 8

Friday 25 January 2013 23:20

Your brother is creative

SerenaSerenadex3 13

Friday 25 January 2013 23:36

Typical first comment; it's a very tragic disease.

Comments

katnisse12 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 4:29

OMG that sucks but Mazel Tov on getting married!

wvcheesehead1 9

Saturday 26 January 2013 4:44

No wedding goes off without a hitch, sounds like your guests got a little entertainment at your expense. No permanent injury and a fun story for the uncle to tell your kids. Congrats

Kidkaplan 19

Saturday 26 January 2013 5:15

MAZEL TOZ! LICHEIM! may u live long in prosper

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 26 January 2013 5:19

Oy vey! I hope you're okay. You're going to have to get back at your brother somehow.

simoncat 11

Saturday 26 January 2013 5:29

Oy! Your brother is a putz. Mazel Tov on the nuptials.

Megan98 18

Saturday 26 January 2013 5:53

I've seen that happen before, in the hotel I was staying at!

Soreeyeah 17

Saturday 26 January 2013 5:56

Mazzletov!

Axel5238 29

Saturday 26 January 2013 6:15

Wow, sorry to hear that OP. Your brother sounds like an ass. Most people have no clue when isn't a good time for a practical joke. Hope you can at least get revenge at his wedding or a family dinner.