By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 20:13 - Canada - Quebec

Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML
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SerenaSerenadex3 13

Typical first comment; it's a very tragic disease.

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SerenaSerenadex3 13

Typical first comment; it's a very tragic disease.

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joshiepo0 18

People need to take a moment to think and not put what they are doing at the moment.

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zepher93 7

Come on guys, it's obvious she put a immense amount of deep, deep thought to that comment right there. Go easy!

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yoyoforpeace 14

Hey at least it's a memorable moment you will never forget about your wedding. Just laugh it off! Congrats OP!

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Remington1619 3

Thats what she gets for being a Jew!

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VannahJane 17

Well congratulations on getting married, and maybe one day you can look back and have a laugh

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perdix 29

Haha, I get it. Look "back" :D Good one!

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iOceanus 18

Congrats on getting married! Trolls never sleep. No one is safe in any place, at anytime!

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Cbizzlez 10

Ban him from the reception, or just alcohol at the reception

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Axipiter 24

Since we're spitting out stupid ideas, sue him while you're at it. Get him back, and make it epic. Prank wars can be SO much fun!

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LMFAOwned 9

I suppose that's better than cutting your for on glass... never heard of that tradition before but congrats!

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speckledots 29

The glass is wrapped in a fabric. you don't see the glass and it doesn't make any kind of mess.

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NoWayLady 13

The tradition has been perfected over thousands of years too.

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Poetrylover102 6

Uh, this is a tradition at every Jewish wedding (at least every Jewish wedding I've been to or seen). The glass is wrapped in a thick cloth that is hard to puncture through. Maybe some reading might help...

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UberNova 18

You're going to look back on this, one day, and laugh about it; you still married the girl you love, be happy.

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maz95 17

Congrats on the wedding :) Your brother has an awesome sense of humour..it just sucks when you get caught in the middle of it!

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Shmatterhorn 38

I wonder if there is a creative way to get back at your brother?

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