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Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time. He is 27. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25503) - you deserved it (1960)

On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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Guess it was a not-so-Happy Meal

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I'll show myself out

#5 - On 11/27/2012 at 2:53am by ghostlilac

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Bah da dah dah dahhhhh ... I'm lovin it. Did he at least Supersize your meal?

#3 - On 11/27/2012 at 2:52am by newbiehere99

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