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Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25209) - you deserved it (2192)

On 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough.

Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.

#3 - On 11/05/2012 at 5:57pm by realeah

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you should consider yourself lucky. you dodged a bullet. no one wants to date someone that rude and shallow

#6 - On 11/05/2012 at 5:59pm by slooby

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