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Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 8:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

#7 - On 08/14/2012 at 11:15pm by sheerem

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Nothing more romantic than a fart.

#3 - On 08/14/2012 at 11:13pm by zachlibby

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