Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

by whyme27 / 06/05/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

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  • Drunk mothers say the darndest things :p but that was really immature of him to hang up without letting you explain yourself

    #4 - On 06/06/2012 at 2:38am by WCARlover

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  • I would have just laughed if I were him.

    #3 - On 06/06/2012 at 2:38am by CinderellaC

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