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Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML


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On 05/04/2012 at 3:19am - love - by Queen_Dread - United States (Washington)

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I did not know that divorce notices were put in the paper.

#1 - On 05/04/2012 at 6:06am by rattusrattus

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send it to jay leno for the "headlines" segment

#2 - On 05/04/2012 at 6:06am by jerseyboy732

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