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Today, I got some spam stating that I'd have no love life in the coming 10 years if I didn't reply to it. So, no different to the last 10 years then. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22803) - you deserved it (2727)

On 05/01/2012 at 1:14am - love - by monkeywrench (woman) - United States

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U ain't alone . I feel u...

#1 - On 05/01/2012 at 5:54am by CaptNomNom

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Go out and meet new people,OP I'm sure you can find someone suitable for you :)

#2 - On 05/01/2012 at 5:55am by NiveaKK

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