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Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23625) - you deserved it (1800)

On 04/17/2012 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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She couldn't find the guts to just break-up with you face to face. That's sad. Sorry OP hope you find someone better in the future.

#5 - On 04/18/2012 at 2:55am by K_kanaka

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How shady! Might as well consider yourself lucky the relationship is over with someone as rude as that.

#6 - On 04/18/2012 at 2:59am by AugustBurnsToast

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