Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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Anonymous
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Nomoresandwish
United States
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TrulyYours
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mpsteve137 15
Well at least he didn't try and mute you.
Vekzzza 6
Actions speak louder than words??
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Comments (88)
Kayla8795 2
Lol, hard
Danny0522 8
I take that as a no...
chasingmountains 0
People are so mean!
SkoomaKi 27
You just need to be creative! Buy a universal remote and fight fire with fire!
Jakesterk96 8
More like *your boyfriend. I consider myself a nice guy.
NoobyNed 4
You should've slapped him.
sickjairo 7
Is it mean that I laughed at this? Haha
ankoku 2
What if the op asks these questions constantly due to insecurity? I'd be annoyed if she was serious. Why would you be with ur g/f unless you loved her? To me that says she doesn't trust me and thinks of me as a heartless player or trashy
Swiftly 0
He'll tell you he loves you when he's ready to tell you.
DeboDaGreat 3
Hey he didn't say no...
redbluegreen 40
OP doesn't need to buy a universal remote. Her boyfriend comes with one built in.
MineIsBigger 5
OP was talking to her boyfriend while he was trying to watch TV so of course he would turn up the volume. OP was simply being rude :P
nikkkkkiii 7
That just means he has so much love for you that he needs time to think of a proper way to tell you.
thisiscat 14
If Toddlers and Tiaras was on its a different story...
thenomad 7
Or it was just too soon?
princev3 4
She deserves it for being ugly.
Sparks808 10
Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix.
ladyLALAA 28
Need a break? Have a kitkat!
Elfkid21 19
you, miss, are what's called an optimist. lol (and you're kinda cute!) not that that isn't creepy. like AT ALL. lol
mpsteve137 15
Well at least he didn't try and mute you.
melchibr_fml 0
I got muted once. If it ever happens to you, just know that the only way to reverse it is to eat out Donald trump... I'm still a mute for obvious reasons...
DrMime 10
*mute mime makes manic messages meaning many meanings*
flockz 19
*flockz fondles ferrets.
margie2194 12
Awkward...
littletinyME 5
How is this at all awkward?
Vekzzza 6
Actions speak louder than words??
RuCheezBurger 10
Well they say the biggest lie you can ever tell someone is "I love you" when you don't
SweetPerfectionn 3
Agreed. At least she knows, instead of him saying it and not meaning it.
ImNotANapkin 0
Ouch
ihaveatightbutt 0
Men show affection in strange ways.
MrsUresti 8
Lol what a jerk
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
People over exaggerate things on FML. You never know the real circumstances. She could have upset him prior to saying she loved him. He's probably not a jerk or he wouldn't have a gf to begin with. And if it were a real issue she could just walk away from it all. What it comes down to, is it was probably his favorite show!
Simoneaux17 11
Yeah, he's totally a jerk for not feeling the same way.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Hilarious
ninjuh_wingman 29
Better than telling you to shut up but worse than not saying it back.