Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19
At least you unlocked an achievement!
flockz 20
44- you misspelled *captain* twice, in two different ways, in the same comment... *facedictionary*
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SinfulTragedy 19
At least you unlocked an achievement!
bertoelmexicano 6
Who's the one kissing a girl? And who are the ones with a car full of dudes? I think we know who really won on this one.
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
dammit you beat me to it. haha. 50 points added to your gamer score
JustCallMePic 2
When I was a kid I was obsessed with turning into an inanimate object.
monkeysareyummy 0
Attack helicopter inbound.
sr101998 0
Captan: Get to the chopper Noob: But I don't wanna Captin:(face palm)
RuCheezBurger 10
Atleast you got 50 Gamerscore...
SillyFart 7
Doesn't matter had... Kiss??
lmfao1643 3
you got free spaghetti too. 2 achievements? yes
flockz 20
44- you misspelled *captain* twice, in two different ways, in the same comment... *facedictionary*
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe be knew he didn't know how to spell it and tried two different variations, hoping one be right. In any event, epic fail.
thatoneitalian 3
Dogs inbound.. Fetch me their souls!
kkeener12 5
YUCK! they threw Noobles at me!
venomlash 9
Ooh, you've been Internetsed. I feel your pain. 101 get!
xcdog16 0
I see what you did there lol
buzz009x 4
44- U spelled "captain" wrong twice and in different ways.....
FckYoCOUCH 6
Who the hell has soggy spaghetti at the ready like that..?
Little_Hairy 0
72 and 133, 45 misspelled captain not 44. #glasses.
GhostlyGhoulish 1
This sounds to me like an episode of how I met your mother
Banana_Pancakes6 0
144 - Hashtags aren't welcome here.
efynsien 1
Sucks man...better luck next time
FruityLoooons 8
...but he still kissed her?
DooleyFTW 17
I don't think it's that bad at least it's memorable! My first kiss with my girlfriend was interrupted by a huge group of joggers. It just gave us something to laugh about and it relieved the slight awkwardness.
REX50ROC 0
NOOB!!
imaginaryvoice 18
Wait, your first kiss all together? Or your first kiss with that woman?
JustinThunder 8
Both.
thisisafunnyname 12
If it was first ever, then that sucks. If it was first with her, it still sucks. Moral of the story: no matter what you're doing, getting spaghetti thrown at you sucks.
debatingalways 0
If they waited to years it was probably both
eatsleepjb 8
58-just because he's been in love with her for two years doesn't mean they have been together for two years.
JMTS 0
70 - I don't like your picture very much...
eatsleepjb 8
Haha it's just a joke..boys are awesome:)
TeamDazu 5
15-Kissception
buzz009x 4
I knew somebody was going to say this as soon as i read the fml...
someguy314159265 15
41 - What if you are getting spaghetti thrown at you because you are hungry and want some spaghetti?
eatsleepjb 8
Yeah what if you were starving and hadn't had a bite to eat in weeks? I don't know about you but I would be pretty damn happy to get spagetti thrown at me! xD
MelTheGreat 23
Dine and dash? haha
leogirl95 12
Um, no
death_dolphin24 0
Dumbass.
TheFlyingMan 8
*Throws soggy Spaghetti* Noob! No, but really, that was a terrible joke and you should be ashamed of yourself.
jalaven 1
Good story for your future kids, OP. don't sweat it.
nixter5 18
I think throwing soggy spaghetti maybe a first. Never heard of that!
tylermt1999 17
Smooth like Keith Stone
thegreat8 1
I despise your prof. pic....
The_Weirdo 10
Is that really a reason to comment?
iTz_Tune 0
^ Was that?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Agreed with 43
tylermt1999 17
we got crosby **** ovechkin
thegreat8 1
At least ovi isn't in a skate chair
HogwartsDropout7 0
At least you won't forget it.
Right_Click 12
This is a victory for the record books! Pop the champagne.
Stallion91 6
This only happens in movies haha
ikickgingers 15
Queue scene from lady and the tramp...
DooleyFTW 17
Sorry I'm not a grammar nazi or anything but it should be cue scene. Just saying!
ikickgingers 15
Oh well. :)
ikickgingers 15
And 53 ... Google "lady and the tramp".
perdix 31
53 - Here's the rule: If someone uses a reference you don't understand, either look it up or STFU. Don't clog FML with your PDI, Public Display of Ignorance. I don't know what Annoying Orange is and that's why I didn't chime in on that thread.
porcelainkisses 5
How creative!