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Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26564) - you deserved it (2348)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

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At least you unlocked an achievement!

#1 - On 12/23/2011 at 10:07am by SinfulTragedy

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Queue scene from lady and the tramp...

#10 - On 12/23/2011 at 10:11am by ikickgingers

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