Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML
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Top comments
Im2Handsom 1
You should of acted confused too, like " omg what is it?!"
WCARlover 35
Your kids will be geniuses
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Comments (86)
onlychildFTW 34
You better start toilet training him now or you'll be doing it for him forever.
IphonFML 6
who said he needed to be trained? he was just confused about the 'blue water'
onlychildFTW 34
I meant as in trained how certain toilet cleaners work.
enonymous 9
Alright got my abs all oiled and flexed... I'm ready to post on the internets... Honestly... What guy knows about cleaning toilets? If we could get away with wiping our ass with our socks and or the bathmat ala Step Brothers we would in a heart beat
ladyLALAA 29
Love the burn on 7
MuziKMajoR 5
Win
IphonFML 6
lol its funny how whenever I post a comment, the first thing that happens is I get hated on for my picture. aha... ahem cough # 16
murdersquirrel 15
That would be due to the fact that it's lame to post a mirror pic of just your abs, Flex.
Im2Handsom 1
You should of acted confused too, like " omg what is it?!"
markrs 0
"We should call a plumber, there could be something wrong!"
yumlicious 4
In before the grammar police arrive... should have*
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
32- and* and I think he meant we should call not should have
KiddNYC1O 22
Epic fail, 38. Wow.
KiddNYC1O 22
Uh, that's how I saw it too. That is why 38 failed.
lvlcapblue 0
Smurf style upper-decker!
WCARlover 35
Your kids will be geniuses
korrkorrr 6
That's funny!
maz255 10
"What kind of voodoo is this?!?!"
FollowMe 2
Aha, your pic is hilarious!
labudamike 6
The pic is perfect for that
KrazieKleo 13
Boyfriend might have been Patrick!!
Wise_Old_Guy 3
Judging by the fact that he was freaking out, I'm assuming he has never known about toilet cleaners so you can't blame him. I didn't even know about these cleaners before.
BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
A grown man should know how to clean a toilet and how the supplies work.
poppylamonzo 0
Pee in it.. That'll make it green. At least it isn't blue!!
pyromania21 0
HOLY SHIT IT WOULD TURN GREEN!!!??? BILLY MAYYYS BUTTON LOVE
rexgar2000 10
only if you don't hydrate well, cause your piss will be yellow and yellow and blue make green. But if you do drink a lot of water your piss will be clear and clear with blue equals blue :P
jpoole 4
Looks like the blew man crew came and took a piss in your toilet. Sucks, that stuff stains for life.
s0m3guy2010 21
I went to see the blew man group once, but they were too winded to play.
hamncheeseinit 6
Blue** fckin idiots
s0m3guy2010 21
66- No... I meant blew.
foodlord 5
At least he actually flushed...
Wolflink289 10
Say you filled the toilet with cool-aid!
ShutUpAndStare 7
But then he might try to drink it :/
Susieee_Q 9
Do you actually think he's that stu--.... You know what, you're absolutely right, never mind.
ejjamael 5
I need an adult!
ShutUpAndStare 7
Reference wins, but I don't think it relates to the FML