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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war". We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33475) - you deserved it (3586)

On 10/24/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by soldiergirl - United States

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Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.

#7 - On 10/25/2011 at 2:49am by s0m3guy2010

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You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..

#16 - On 10/25/2011 at 4:32am by lizard399

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