Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

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  • Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

    #2 - On 09/29/2011 at 3:03am by _streets_

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  • give her a lap dance. lap dances solves everything.

    #1 - On 09/29/2011 at 3:02am by Atransformerr

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